I will post about New York later when I have my pictures and don't have work to do. But here's my latest text messages that make me laugh.
- "You are a tease. Don't ever text me and leave me hanging like this. I expect a full report in the morning, no matter how hungover you are. ;)"
- "What can I do? Need me to call and be the surrogate boyfriend?"
- "Im drunker than before and in queens"
- ... I'm home now with my HS friends. They want to see a picture of you (topless). Gasp!"
- "Im sorry. We don't say "gay" in Kansas."
- "They don't call you the shorter slut for nothing."
- "So I defintely puked last night when I got home."
- "Are you clubbin' tonight dawg?"
- "It's always the fat girls that eat donuts during break."
- "I hope this doesn't wake you but I need to know how long your feet are in inches."
- Most boys are. I think its because they don't know whether they are thinking with their brain or their penis. It's really very sad."
It's been a long, long, long, long, long time...
9 years ago
2 comments:
I'm so excited that I made this list. :)
This is hilarious. My friends - besides you- are not nearly this funny.
Wow. Lots of those are from me. We are funny, funny kids.
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