Little Sarah again

At a Friendly's diner in Carlisle, Penn.

Hostess: Do you want a regular menu or a kid's menu?

Me: "What?"

Hostess: "Oh, or are you..."

Me: "Old?"

Hostess: "Oh sorry! You're just so tiny."


Next day, in hotel breakfast area. I am making a waffle using the waffle iron that has a sign next to it that says you have to be 16 to use the iron.

Hotel woman: "Honey, are you 16?"


WTF?

Spoiled weekend

3 days sleeping past 10:30 a.m.
1 order of room service
7 visits to the concierge lounge for free appetizers and drinks
3 nights of drinking
4 episodes of The Office
1 visit to the Kennedy Center
1 visit to a gay bar
1 time being mistaken for a middle school student
2 dinners of sushi
1 bumped flight in exchange for 1 roundtrip ticket, 2 first class seats and 1 food voucher

= a great weekend in DC