Cabbies

I am on a listserv that has now produced about five million responses about cabs in New York. "Are there cabs at point X?" is about the stupidest question to ask about NYC. Have these people not seen movies? There are cabs everywhere! Also, they keep asking about how to find legit cabs. I know "The Bone Collector" was a pretty freaking scary movie, but it was just a movie. Denzel will save you from scary third-world New York City so just calm down.

This is all contributing to my I-hate-Mondays-my-back-and-neck-are-killng-me-I-only-had-Jell-O-for-lunch mood.