Rules for listservs

1. Do not EVER e-mail the whole list asking for the phone number or e-mail address to a common organization/business that has a Web site and could have been found out through Google in 25 seconds.

2. If you do accidentally e-mail the whole list with a personal message to one person and you avoid the well-deserved stoning, do NOT immediately e-mail back the whole list and say "oops. sorry."

3. No e-mails with content that solely includes any of the following: "Thank you." "I agree." "Great!" "I'm printing/saving this." "Haha." "Me too."

4. No message with more than 12-point font.

5. One exclamation point or question mark only. !!!!!! does not convey excitement, only stupidity.

6. If your question starts out with "I know we talked about this last week" that is exactly when you should stop typing and hit delete.