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Boss: "Why didn't you share these documents with me?"

Me: "You're the one who gave them to me."

Boss: "Why didn't you copy them so I had a copy for this meeting?"

Me: "You are holding them in your hand right now. Why would I copy them?"

Boss: "OK, I will go make copies."

Me: "What? We both already have copies."

You can't even make this shit up.