1. Polar bears do not bitch, moan or complain even though I think they have plenty of reason to seeing as how they live in the Artic.
2. They understand the concept of tranferring to voicemail if someone is not at their desk. They do not take messages on paper mainly because their massive paws prevent them from writing so they are forced to just hit the transfer button.
3. Since they are unable to do anything but pace in circles (assuming they live in a zoo) or swim in ice cold water, they think you're a goddess for doing all that you do.
4. They could growl with me for necessary stress relief.
5. They could eat the construction men that are tearing up the parking lot five feet from my window, rattling the windows and floors causing nausea.
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For more thoughts on polar bears, visit:
http://whitehatblackhat.blogspot.com/2005/10/little-blue-indians.html
Well, for the record, my polar bear co-workers would also be Communists.
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